Next time someone calls me homophobic I’m going to pull out the picture of my four male friends dry humping me while I stand triumphantly and stare. I’m secure in my masculinity and even welcome the ball tickles.
Hey, you all mostly hate me anyways, so here’s a little critical thinking for you. I think the Hamas is in the wrong, and Israel is only doing what’s right for its people. Now before you ignorant people start screaming at me about civilian deaths and Zionist Misogyny, I’m going to give you a little reminder of the way things have worked.
Israel was formed a way to finally give the Jewish people some safety. Since its inception, it has been attacked by the majority of Middle Eastern countries, solely for be a Jewish state. Some even had the audacity (Iran) to claim it was wrong to have a Zionist state because it was a religiously ruled country. I’ll remind you, this is the country where the head of their religion has the power to overthrow the President whenever he feels like it. Then, to prove their point, they tried to invade Israel. And lost. Badly. Turns out these poor Jewish people were sick and tired of spending at the very least the last two centuries being the whipping boy. They would spend the next few years winning wars given names such as “The Seven Day War”. And they only took land that was ceded to them by the UN.
Let’s fast forward to the more recent years here. So, Israel has spent since day one defending itself. It honestly tries to live peacefully with its neighbours, but suffers. So, getting tired of this, it erects walls and starts to really protect itself. It aligns itself with the Western World that gave birth to its freedom. Along comes Palestine, a nation that is not even a real nation anymore, and starts screaming about oppression. The Liberals (and not the fairly good majority of them, I’m talking the bleeding heart, if it looks bed, cry and scream about it kind) start to paint a picture of Israel as these war mongers after they sink a ship filled with armed militants. Next comes the big kicker: An Islamic terrorist cell, an offshoot of the corrupt Muslim Brotherhood, comes into the Palestine region, and wins an election. This group is called Hamas. They are historically known for bombing hospitals and showing the victims and blaming their opponents. They start conflicts over everything, opting to forgo peace at any costs. Even when promised fair treatment, they begin uproars.
Lets now jump to the start of this conflict. A few horrible murders occur, acts of sole individuals or both sides, and tensions rise. Israel begs for Palestine to remain calm and let an investigation occur, but this isn’t good enough for the Hamas, and the first rocket strikes are fired off from the Gaza Strip. This was the spark, remember, that ignited this war. Now, the Hamas are smart, they want you to forget who threw the first punch, so they hide their rocket batteries in the civilian centres. They know Israel is going to retaliate. They even hide a battery in their Chief of Police’s backyard, so when the missiles come down, it is only civilians that are seen as killed. Then, when the western media sees civilians dying, they forget who started it, and fear and panic rise. We see people in the streets dead, but no explanation as to how they died, just blaming of Israel. We see videos of snipers shooting someone, and are told to believe it is an Israeli behind the trigger. They are textbook definition terror tactics.
Bahh Bahh, you all believe it. You follow the lies that are in your face because you want to root for the poor Palestinians and refer to the Israelis as evil. You look up and want to see them removed. You want to see them suffer. You want to see their power taken from them, and put in their place! Make them suffer, and make them pay for what they did! You stand up and yell and wear your shirts, and boo and hiss at the Jewish people on your street because that’s what the media told you was ok! Remember, when you stand on that street corner and hold your sign, and scream at that synagogue, its spelt Sieg Heil.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
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I have a friend who has the Chinese cooking instructions for Ramen noodles written on his arm. When people get all amazed by this super accurate scroll on his arm, he makes some shit up about it. I’ve never heard the same story twice, and it makes me so happy.